471 unread mails
spend some time going thru some of my hundreds of unread mails today... currently still got 471 more to go thru... anyway, found many funny emails and videos.. haa.. got check out my youtube videos posted below or not? Anyways, thanks to mostly nic, mich, and kat... I enjoyed quite some funny jokes today.. haa... ok, post 2 of them for dear readers:
1) MBA AND ENGINEER WENT CAMPING:
A MBA and an Engineer go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, the Engineer wakes his MBA friend up and asked "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see.
The MBA replies, "I see millions of stars."
The Engineer asks "What does that tell you?"
The MBA ponders for a minute: Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically speaking, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically speaking, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically speaking, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you asked the MBA?
The Engineer friend kept silent for a moment, and then said.
My friend. Practically speaking, someone has stolen our tent".
2) CHINESE NAMES - ANNIE WAN (ANYONE)
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
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