Not that I really stand by this, but it's just so funny!! I like that billy is dinosaur - unlike the typicals! HAA!
To all women (and men with a sense of humour) to brighten up your day!!…. and when we have real trouble, it’s a HISterectomy! TWO YEAR DEGREE COURSE A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real Man. That’s right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real man as well as earn an MA degree. (Male Arts)
Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR Autumn Schedule: MEN 101: Combating Stupidity MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework MEN 103: PMS-Learn To Keep Your Mouth Shut MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
Winter Schedule: MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn’t End with Conception EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II ECON 001A: What’s Hers is Hers
Spring Schedule: MEN 120: How NOT to Act like an arse when you’re Wrong MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence MEN 122: YOU, The Weaker Sex MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule: SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It SEX 102: Morning Dilemma: If It’s Awake, Take a Shower SEX 103: How to Stay Awake After Sex MEN 201: How To Put the Toilet Seat Down (Elective) (See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule: MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children MEN 212: You, Too, Can be a Designated Driver MEN 213: Honest, You Don’t Look Like Brad Pitt MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important
Spring Schedule: MEN 220: Omitting %&*!@ from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only) MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket after Farting Is NOT Necessary MEN 222: Real Men Ask For Directions MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay MEN 230B: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries are Important II
Course Electives: EAT 102: Cooking with Tofu EAT 103: Utilization of Eating Utensils EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly MEN 231: Mothers-In-Law MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening MEN 233: Just Say “Yes, Dear” ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her
Just a thought for all the women out there. MENtal Illness MENstrual cramps MENtal breakdown MENopause GUYnocologist (poetic spelling) Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with men?
the debbie
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Loves Presents!
Alto singer
Guitar Player
Late Sleeper Aussie Photos
1) Havaianas Sandals
2) Puma Jacket! Adidas's fine too
3) Small size travel hairdryer
4) Fang2 liang2 qi4
5) New Rental place in aug!
6) Heels boots
7) Mobile phone
Needed from SG
1) Guitar
2) Esprit Watch
3) Body shop crayon sharpener
4) HK Bronze bag long strap
5) Swimming costume
6) SG-AUS traveller adapter
7) Sleeping bag
8) Teal turtleneck sweater
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